Agniveer (A) Answers Beef lovers (B):
B: Beef ban is against constitution
A: You read constitution of Pakistan perhaps!
B: Tigers in Bombay forced to eat chicken
A: Why not offer your own meat?
B: You are backward
A: If killing makes you forward, kill yourself first!
B. What will foreigners eat?
A: What you eat in Paris if Vada Paav is not available!
B: My life, my choice!
A: My life, my choice to protect my mother!
B: Who will feed beef-workers?
A: Start feeding them. Charity begins at home.
B: Blame Hindus for selling cows for beef
A: OK I Blame. So what?
B: I want to ban potato!
A: Try if you can!
B: U r Hindu fanatic
A: U r communal & anti-national
B: Many Hindus eat beef
A: Many Indians kill. So what?
B: Vivekanand ate beef
A: Were u his personal cook?
B: Vedas support beef eating
A: Prove it. Open challenge!
B: What about Muslims?
A: Beef is not Islamic
B: Muslims are in beef-industry
A: Just now you blamed Hindus!
B: Beef is diet of poor
A: Beef causes cancer
B: Beef ban hurts exports
A: How about flesh trade of your family!
B: Why only cow?
A: First right step
B: Ban milk also
A: Support beef-ban first
B: What about other countries?
A: My country, my culture
B: This is not your country alone
A: Same to you
B: You are arrogant
A: Tit for tat
B: I am beef-eating Hindu. Think!! (Rishi Kapoor)
A: Why should I think for you!
B: You can’t have beef with someone (Farhan Akhtar)
A: Correct, or you will turn into beef
B: Bollywood against beef ban
A: Explains their mental bankruptcy
B: You will also enjoy beef
A: You will enjoy my thrashing
B: I will eat. Do what you can
A: I will thrash. Do what you can
B: You are a threat
A: Be prepared