Hindu : Lets stop polygamy, 3-Talaq.
Jihadi / Liberal : Haay haay, so you want to establish Hindu Rashtra by imposing your laws? Hindu fanatic.
Hindu : No, polygamy etc are inhumane, tribal. Its against humanity.
Jihadi / Liberal : He he, poor chap, so you don’t know that Hinduism supports polygamy? Dashrath had 3 wives, Krishna had 16,000…
Hindu : Ok so I am opposing my own religion for the sake of humanity. Is it not worth appreciating? And why did you cry I want to establish Hindu Rashtra by removing polygamy if polygamy means Hinduism?
Jihadi / Liberal : Haay haay, we are oppressed, suppressed, bench-pressed, printing pressed, kya isi din ke liye Gandhi Ji ne desh azad karvaaya tha? (Did Gandhi Ji liberated this nation for this very day?) Aao behno, hum is Hindu fanatic ke khilaaf mombatti nikaal len. (Lets come together sisters and get our candles ready) Haay haay…