Peaceful : Accept mah religion. Everyone who dies as peaceful gets there.

FGR : Why should I try for heaven?

Peaceful : Of course, you should. It is the best thing to happen to anyone.

FGR : What will I get there?

Peaceful : You will get 72 virgins.

FGR : Do you love your mother?

Peaceful : Of course I do. I can do anything for her.

FGR : So will she get heaven?

Peaceful : Of course.

FGR : So will she enjoy 72 virgin men?

Peaceful : Zuban sambhal ke baat kar (mind your language)! Did I specify the gender of virgins?

FGR : So she will get 72 virgin women? Is she a lesbian? And when Peaceful religion prohibits same-sex relationships on earth, how can it be allowed in heaven?

Peaceful (in mind) : Oh! What I have done! This infidel has caught me from neck! Its time to change strategy.

Peaceful : Ok ok, my mother will not get heaven.

FGR : So she will go to hell? If so, why should any woman follow peaceful religion in first place when she is anyway going to burn in hell for eternity?

Peaceful : Did I say that she will go to hell? I only said she will not go to heaven.

FGR : So does holy Buran anywhere talks about Mother’s Park between heaven and hell?

Peaceful : No such thing in Buran. Don’t distort facts. Actually Buran doesn’t say anything on what women will get.

FGR : So is this the religion that you claim to be most clear and practical that is mum over 50% of the world’s population?

Peaceful : (silent)

FGR : One last thing. How will you enter a place, no matter how beautiful, glorious and luxurious it is, where the entry of your mother is prohibited? Won’t a true son refuse to accept any such offer where his mother was humiliated? Or are you so high on testosterone that you only remember ‘big bosoms’ of 72 virgins but not the mother’s lap that was your home for so many years and still now is?

Peaceful :

FGR : Why silent?

Peaceful (CAPS ON) : I NEVER ABUSED YOUR FALSE GODS BUT YOU ALWAYS MOCK MAH RELIGION AND MAH RELIGION GIVES HIGHEST RESPECT TO MOTHERS AND THAT IS WHY MAH FATHER BROUGHT ME 4 MOTHERS AND 20 BROTHERS-SISTERS AND HEAVEN LIES UNDER MOTHER’S FEET AND VIRGINS LIVE IN HEAVEN AND I WILL GO TO HEAVEN AND YOU WILL BURN IN HELL KUTTE SUWAR HARAMKHORR (dog, pig, bast*rd).

Peaceful wins debate!

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