While debating fanatic Moulvis in a case of love Jihad, one of them laughingly asked, “If your God is omnipresent, does he live in toilet too?”
I replied- Does your God live in 7th sky?
Moulvi : Yes.
Vashi : Does He have eyes?
Moulvi : Yes.
Vashi : Does He have hands?
Moulvi : Of course yes.
Vashi : Does he have legs?
Moulvi : Oh come on , yes.
Vashi : Whats there between them?
Moulvi : Zubaan sambhaal ke baat kar, you are in our area.
Vashi : I give a little more than what I get. Interest is not Haram in my faith. It might be in yours.
Moulvi : I didn’t insult your faith.
Vashi : Ok, so repeat your toilet line with your God. I am waiting.
Vashi : Why silent?
Moulvi : This debate is over.
Vashi : No its not, answer, whats there b/w God’s legs?
Moulvi : Laahoul vila kuwwat illah billah
(leaves debate. Girl said thanks brother – You saved me from animals.)
Said final goodbye to her. Now she is happily married with a little baby son. May Eeshvar keep you healthy and happy always, little sister.
PS : I will be sharing critical parts of my debates with you all for the benefit of all those who work for saving our people from swine flu.
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