Welcome to the category of The FGR- Fastest Growing Religion. Before you read anything on this category, read this post carefully.

In FGR, we analyze, mock and humiliate the ideology of ISIS, Boko Haram and other terrorist organizations. All jokes, analyses and stories found on our website, social media pages and related platforms are only valid for terrorists and their sympathizers. We call them ‘Peacefuls’. We call their religion- The Religion of Peace or Peaceful Religion. In a nutshell, anybody who believes that

– non-believers will burn in hell

– non-believers have lesser rights than believers

– non-believers must be killed or attacked or harmed or taxed or treated even slightly different from believers because of their faith

– non-believers are not allowed to some holy cities in desert because they are impure

– non-believers, when in majority, should change their laws according to some divine Saria-Cement Laws to accommodate a minority community

– non-believers, when in minority, should submit to Saria Cement Laws or else face wrath

– non-believers don’t have right to propagate their religions in believers’ land. However believers should have all rights to preach, propagate, convert others to their faith

– women can be married in multiple numbers- 2, 3 and 4

– girl of any age- 6 years or 9 years is fit to marry a 20/30/55 years old pervert

– women can be made sex-slaves

– women should cover themselves from top to toe

– women can be divorced by husband unilaterally

– husband can beat wife (doesn’t matter how lightly)

– woman’s testimony is half of that of a man

– women can’t pray during their periods

– non-believing women can be abducted, raped and sold

– Uniform Civil Code is not good

– religion is above nation

– homosexuals must be killed

– Atheists must be killed

– Apostate must be killed

– roads should be blocked for prayers

– airports should have a special worship place for him

– all humans should accept his religion

etc… is a Peaceful. The religion he/she follows is called here as Peaceful Religion.

At FGR, we beat the shit out of Peaceful. We rip apart every single belief of Peaceful. We firmly believe that while we have developed sophisticated weapons to combat terrorists who are blowing up our cities in random attacks or beheading our men and raping our women, not a single attempt has been made to combat hate which is the mother of peaceful terrorism. After every terror attack, instead of burning the hate-literature and bombing terrorists’ worship places, some morons are seen whining- terror has no religion.

This breed of morons who mistakenly call themselves as ‘liberals’ is called as Pigeral/ Super Secular/ SuSuck here. Apart from peacefuls, we hunt Pigerals too. Pigeral is someone who

– sees Hindu terror in India

– Jewish terror in Israel

– Christian terror in US/Europe

– Buddhist terror in Myanmar

– ‘terror has no religion’ in rest of the cases.

Read this if you are a peaceful– Since you hate non believers, women and humanity, we hate you to the core. Hurting your peaceful feelings is our duty. If you have any shame and grace left, apologize to humanity for your crime of believing in the sh*t, leave the peaceful religion. Become atheist or agnostic or Hindu or Jew or Parsi or anything that suits your taste. Come with us, enjoy humanity and we will bash Peacefuls together.

In case you have no plans to be humans and give up Peaceful Religion, be prepared. More and more jokes, humiliation and insult are waiting your way. Hurting your sentiments will always be on top of our priority list. You have made humanity suffer a lot for centuries. We will make you suffer in worst possible way.

Some question-answers

Q. Hmm, in name of attacking ISIS, you are attacking Islam. Good tactics. Islamophobe.

A. How? If ISIS has nothing to do with Islam, how does an attack on ISIS’ ideology become attack on Islam?

Q. Still, your page is about Islam.

A. Our page is related to Islam as much as ISIS is related to Islam. As you say, there is no Islam in Islamic State, there is no Islam in FGR.

Q. See, I don’t hurt your religious feelings. Don’t you hurt mine.

A.

Our posts will hurt ISIS.

Our posts will hurt every hand that punches wife in face because beating wife is allowed in his shitty religion.

Our posts will hurt every brain that sees sex slaves in non-believing women.

Our posts will hurt every d**k that wants to destroy life of a non-believing woman.

Our posts will hurt every mind that prays hell for disbelievers and idolaters.

Our posts will hurt every peaceful.

I don’t know what happens after life. Whether the temperature of hell will be 100 degrees or 1000. I don’t know whether there is any God or not. What I know is, when I was little, my mother taught me- fight evil, protect noble. It is this wish of hers that I will continue to fulfill till my death. And will come again and again and again…

Dedicated to all fighters of real freedom of expression like Charlie Hebdo!

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Disclaimer: By Quran and Hadiths, we do not refer to their original meanings. We only refer to interpretations made by fanatics and terrorists to justify their kill and rape. We highly respect the original Quran, Hadiths and their creators. We also respect Muslim heroes like APJ Abdul Kalam who are our role models. Our fight is against those who misinterpret them and malign Islam by associating it with terrorism. For example, Mughals, ISIS, Al Qaeda, and every other person who justifies sex-slavery, rape of daughter-in-law and other heinous acts. For full disclaimer, visit "Please read this" in Top and Footer Menu.

4 COMMENTS

  1. We only know Islam is most peaceful religion on earth. Islam is one and only true religion on earth. Islam is religion of all people and for all people.

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